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July 2008
17 posts
“He’s the koala of iguanas.”
– Jack Shafer, on Barack Obama
“The Registrar General of Births, Deaths and Marriages said in a statement that...”
– NZ judge backs girl over ‘embarrassing’ name - CNN.com
“At some point, I don’t know when, she should have a show,” said Phil Griffin,...”
– MSNBC Has Its Eye on Rachel Maddow - NYTimes.com
“It’s a pterodactyl out of a gay Jurassic Park.”
– Tim Gunn
“I feel bad that the University of Virginia Hullabahoos missed their chance to...”
– Pitch Perfect and the strange allure of a cappella. - By Nina Shen Rastogi - Slate Magazine
We all know that a cappella groups are made up of total losers. Now there’s book proof!
“I know how to win wars.”
– John McCain
Oh, right. John McCain won the Vietnam War. I ALWAYS forget!
On the radio...
Eitan: Who do you think will be the first people to have sex in space?
Shira: I think it will be... that guy from 2001... and HAL!
Eitan: Kind of gives a whole new meaning to "open the pod bay doors, HAL."
During Al Ruddick's annual fireworks display
Rayhan: What would happen if you launched fireworks down the street?
Meg: Something terrible would happen...
Rayhan: No! Something awesome would happen! And then, something terrible would happen.
“I used to think Richard Nixon and Ryan Adams had nothing in common, but I now...”
– Chuck Klosterman
Sex For Gas →
Honestly, this doesn’t make any sense. Why have sex for a $100 gas card when you could just have sex for $100 and use it for gas or ANYTHING ELSE!??!
Adventures in the Book Trade: Unusual Book Find →
June 2008
24 posts
Candy Bar Identification Quiz →
“I stopped beating my wife just a couple of weeks ago.”
– John McCain, Political Punch
“Of all the vile, fake, lying-ass, money-grubbing shyster scumbags on the face of...”
– Full Metal McCain : Rolling Stone
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Beatnik Questionnaire →
Do you have a large galaxy of friends? Do they all wear goatees?
Pregnancy Boom at Gloucester High →
what. the. fuck.
Paul Jenkins: The Disintegration of John McCain →
Phenomenal analysis.
“By osmosis if nothing else, Russert… managed to tunnel his way deeper into...”
– More on Russert - The Plank
“Never be vigorous with unfamiliar toilet paper.”
– Shira Pilarski